If I were a rep or a senator I would introduce an immigration bill that would be a xerox copy of what they have in Mexico for the sole purpose of enjoying all the insults thrown at me as a racist, a Nazi and xenophobe until somebody would finally discover that I used a copier and a quarter to create it.
Another great idea: Arizona should take a clue and post signs like this at the border: Volver o ir a prisión por dos años.
As this is exactly what the lovely los mexicanos promise their illegals, Arizona would be fully immunized against any criticizm. Am I a genius yet?