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Offline Jase

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Re: Humor, Jokes, Cartoons
« Reply #570 on: August 08, 2012, 02:35:24 AM »
Love the Irony




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Re: Humor, Jokes, Cartoons
« Reply #571 on: September 23, 2012, 11:51:49 AM »
THANKS, I NEEDED A REAL LOUD LAUGH!!! GUESS WHAT I GOT IT!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Humor, Jokes, Cartoons
« Reply #572 on: September 23, 2012, 12:06:35 PM »


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Bombs do not choose. They will hit everything   ... Nikita Khrushchev

I once said, "We will bury you," and I got into trouble with it. Of course we will not bury you with a shovel. Your own working class will bury you.  ... Nikita Khrushchev

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Re: Humor, Jokes, Cartoons
« Reply #573 on: September 26, 2012, 11:51:13 AM »
Q: What are the three greatest lies?
A:
I'm from the government, I'm here to help you.
The cheque is in the mail.
Islam is the religion of peace.

Q: What do you get if you cross a Muslim with a monkey?
A: Nothing, monkeys are too intelligent to have sex with Muslims.

Two Muslim men are sitting on a park bench when an 8-year-old walks past, and one turns to the other and says, "Wow, I bet she was hot in her day."

Q: What's the ugliest thing on a 6 year old Muslim girl?
A: Her husband.

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Bombs do not choose. They will hit everything   ... Nikita Khrushchev

I once said, "We will bury you," and I got into trouble with it. Of course we will not bury you with a shovel. Your own working class will bury you.  ... Nikita Khrushchev

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Re: Humor, Jokes, Cartoons
« Reply #574 on: September 28, 2012, 01:44:45 AM »
This is dedicated to all of us who are seniors, to all of you who know seniors, and to all of you who will become seniors

"WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!"

The irate customer calling the newspaper office, loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.

"Madam", said the newspaper employee, "today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY".

There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition as she was heard to mutter.

"Well, bugger me, that explains why no one was at church either."
 
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Bombs do not choose. They will hit everything   ... Nikita Khrushchev

I once said, "We will bury you," and I got into trouble with it. Of course we will not bury you with a shovel. Your own working class will bury you.  ... Nikita Khrushchev

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Re: Humor, Jokes, Cartoons
« Reply #575 on: October 02, 2012, 12:34:26 PM »
Thats my boy.  LoL
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Re: Humor, Jokes, Cartoons
« Reply #576 on: October 04, 2012, 12:21:45 PM »
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" Closure? Closure is a misused word in the English language.  There is no such thing as closure for the family of a murder victim.  There will never be any closure for the death of our loved ones until we are dead ourselves.  The families have a lifetime sentence of anguish and sadness." 
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« Reply #577 on: October 04, 2012, 12:33:07 PM »
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" Closure? Closure is a misused word in the English language.  There is no such thing as closure for the family of a murder victim.  There will never be any closure for the death of our loved ones until we are dead ourselves.  The families have a lifetime sentence of anguish and sadness." 
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« Reply #578 on: October 04, 2012, 12:40:28 PM »
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" Closure? Closure is a misused word in the English language.  There is no such thing as closure for the family of a murder victim.  There will never be any closure for the death of our loved ones until we are dead ourselves.  The families have a lifetime sentence of anguish and sadness." 
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« Reply #579 on: October 04, 2012, 12:50:37 PM »
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" Closure? Closure is a misused word in the English language.  There is no such thing as closure for the family of a murder victim.  There will never be any closure for the death of our loved ones until we are dead ourselves.  The families have a lifetime sentence of anguish and sadness." 
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Re: Humor, Jokes, Cartoons
« Reply #580 on: October 04, 2012, 05:01:12 PM »
hmmmmmmm.........
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Re: Humor, Jokes, Cartoons
« Reply #581 on: October 08, 2012, 09:53:31 AM »
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" Closure? Closure is a misused word in the English language.  There is no such thing as closure for the family of a murder victim.  There will never be any closure for the death of our loved ones until we are dead ourselves.  The families have a lifetime sentence of anguish and sadness." 
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« Reply #582 on: October 08, 2012, 09:55:44 AM »
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" Closure? Closure is a misused word in the English language.  There is no such thing as closure for the family of a murder victim.  There will never be any closure for the death of our loved ones until we are dead ourselves.  The families have a lifetime sentence of anguish and sadness." 
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Re: Humor, Jokes, Cartoons
« Reply #583 on: October 08, 2012, 09:56:24 AM »
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" Closure? Closure is a misused word in the English language.  There is no such thing as closure for the family of a murder victim.  There will never be any closure for the death of our loved ones until we are dead ourselves.  The families have a lifetime sentence of anguish and sadness." 
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« Reply #584 on: October 08, 2012, 09:57:10 AM »
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" Closure? Closure is a misused word in the English language.  There is no such thing as closure for the family of a murder victim.  There will never be any closure for the death of our loved ones until we are dead ourselves.  The families have a lifetime sentence of anguish and sadness." 
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