proposed off2DR special SWAT X team

[Russki]

In light of the fact that so many states seem to lack the backbone to dispatch DR scum with any sort of efficacity, I propose that we form our own off2DR X team, available at short notice to complete unfinished business US nationwide.

We would offer our services for a fixed consultancy fee plus expenses

perhaps we could start off by nominating off2dr members for their specific duties.

holding cell pastoral care: Lloyd, pizzpoor 
chef for last meal: Grandmother of Brandon, JeffB sous chef
escort to death chamber: Harold1253
tiedown team: Hutchsmash, 63Wildcat,
insert IVs:  Frenchy, JeffB
read warrant: Jeff1857
executioner: JT, 63Wildcat (assistant)
telephone watch: Heidi
executee's girlfriends (witnesses): Tina, Carmen
0ther roles:  last minute prank caller: Aussie4DR

should there be alternative methods of execution, JT will be hangman or 'Sparks'.

Frenchy
 

[Hutchsmash]

Put me down for the tiedown team.... pleas struggle, just a bit so I can give some special Hutchsmash attention!   

[JeffB]

I'll assist French with the IV insertion.  As a former emergency medical technician, I have a lot of direct experience.  Hopefully, some of the condemned will need a cut-down procedure.   

[Heidi Salazar]

Other roles:

Heidi: Answer red phone in case the Governor calls.

"Sir I can't hear you...can you hear me now?? This must be a bad connection. If you can hear me..call the condemned prisoners cell phone the number is,1-800-911-ARSE "

[Granny B]

Okay, I will volunteer to be on the swat team too.  I am an excellent cook.  I will make sure their last meal is a miserable .... uh.... memorable experience for them.  I know how to burn .... ... uh ..... undercook .. .... uh ........ prepare their last meal just right.   They want rare steak, it will moo at them on their plates.  They want a salad, it will be wilted to perfection.  They want dessert, it will be melt their tongue with taste tingling surprises  .

Put me down as the last meal cook to work with you guys on this one.

[63Wildcat]

I'll help Hutch with the tie downs....

"Go ahead flinch a little I've got something for ya..."

[Harold1253]

I would love to offer my services to the swat team!!  My size and bulk (6'4"/290lb) would make me a good candidate for the tie down team.  My cynical sense of humor and ability to lie with a straight face would qualify as an excellent spiritual adviser.  In my distant past, I was known to be able to find a vein in the dark, which would qualify me as the needle-man!

[JeffB]

Actually Harold - if you're 6'4" and 290, you should probably be the "escort to the death chamber" so you can carry the sorry maggot in kicking and screaming..   

[63Wildcat]

Skull Drag 'em..

[Harold1253]

I'm up for escort duty also!!

[Russki]

I would love to offer my services to the swat team!!  My size and bulk (6'4"/290lb) would make me a good candidate for the tie down team.  My cynical sense of humor and ability to lie with a straight face would qualify as an excellent spiritual adviser.  In my distant past, I was known to be able to find a vein in the dark, which would qualify me as the needle-man!

Having been advised of your stature you have been chosen as an escort...although off2dr recognises the multifaceted nature of your skills!

Frenchy

[Lloyd]

Even though this is not a listed job, I would like to create the position and apply for the job as the designated heckler.  I will hurl insults at the soon to be departed, and make sure they go to their death knowing they are a POS and truly deserving of the punishment and more.  I will also make sure they know what they have been missing in all of their years on death row.  It's the least I can do.

[JeffB]

The designated heckler, huh?  Interesting job description Lloyd.  Way to think outside the box...   

Also, I'd like to assist GoB in the kitchen...  You know how I like my last meals...   

[Granny B]

The designated heckler, huh?  Interesting job description Lloyd.  Way to think outside the box...  

Also, I'd like to assist GoB in the kitchen...  You know how I like my last meals...  

Great, JeffB, you can be my Sous Chef.  We'll fix em up good. NOT!

[Russki]

Even though this is not a listed job, I would like to create the position and apply for the job as the designated heckler.  I will hurl insults at the soon to be departed, and make sure they go to their death knowing they are a POS and truly deserving of the punishment and more.  I will also make sure they know what they have been missing in all of their years on death row.  It's the least I can do.

Right Lloyd...we shall put you as spiritual advisor then ......... perfect

Frenchy