No, please do not use the wood chipper. It is messy and will cause deforestization. Can we use plain old rope instead???
Chain him to a dead wildebeast in the Serengeti National Park. If the lions don't get him, the leopards, hyenas and jackels will...
Oh no! What have those wonderful creatures ever done to you, that you would wish such a horrible fate on them?
I would not want them to eat that pus gutted, amoral, piranha mouthed, spider bug eyed vicious venomous viper, snot eating, snorting humping buffalo butt, cloven hooved mass of poisonous wormfood.
I likes those critters much more'n I like ole Spanky Hanky Poop!